Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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