i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
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In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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