Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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