Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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