can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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