Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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