you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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