what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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