Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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