As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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