How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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