Some milfs here doing some blow
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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