Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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