she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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