She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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