8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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