i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
A+ Viking dick
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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