ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
We need to rekindle our bromance
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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