Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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