im holly from the hills drunk
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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