I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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