Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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