Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Just puked most of my soul out..
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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