shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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