I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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