her facebook's as public as her vagina
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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