yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Randomize
