this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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