Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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