Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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