he wants to bone in the snuggie
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You dont lie about slip and slides
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
