Are we in a gay sports bar?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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