their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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