Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
We were destined to go to rehab together
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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