I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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