Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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