Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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