shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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