On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Piatas plus fireworks don't mix well
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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