I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
My feet surprised me
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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