whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
