I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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