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The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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