Soap is not a condiment
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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