Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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