Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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