Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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