see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
