What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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