just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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