I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
third nipple confirmed
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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