At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Michael Bay diarrhea
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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