Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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